physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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