the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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