All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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