She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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