the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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