If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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