You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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