"it" just moved
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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