Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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