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  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.

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• (408): View more from California

  I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever

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• (813): View more from Florida

  And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.

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