We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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