Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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