It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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