it was like his penis was on wheels.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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