Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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