Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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