He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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