I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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