About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I would fuck him just for his dog
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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