im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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