No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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