I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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