super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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