Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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