I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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