So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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