a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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