great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
