I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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