and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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