ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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