I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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