when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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