In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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