is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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