do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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