Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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