that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When are your genitals available?
He shit in the fireplace
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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