so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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