is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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