I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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