What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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