glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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