But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just found puke in my bra..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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