I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
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