Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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