SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
it glows. i had to have it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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