i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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