The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Randomize
