ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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