i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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